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Not Today, Satan
Not Today, Satan

Not Today, Satan

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Not Today, Satan. And not tomorrow either. 

Romantic and luxurious, Brown Sugar and Fig is a warm embrace for your senses. Top notes of ripe fig, caramelized sugar, and a touch of sea salt come through right away, while deep brown sugar makes up the heart of this fragrance. Dark musk and amber in the base reinforce the richness of this enticing scent.

  • 16 oz
  • Double wick
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • All natural soy wax
  • Lead-free cotton wicks
  • FREE US shipping when you spend $60!
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Alyssa A.
United States United States
The best candles!

I absolutely loved the candles I ordered. One of the candles was broken during shipping and customer service was absolutely amazing. They sent out a replacement that day. One of the candles I bought was a gift and my friend loved it. They smell amazing and are super cute!

United States United States
Great Gift Idea!

Gifted a girlfriend with the "Not Today, Satan," and "You're the ****!" candles. She raved about them! Not only are they hilarious, they smell delicious too! Add to the gift list of any lighthearted, sarcastic, fun loving friend!

United States United States
Love the smell

This candle smells amazing. I burn it in my office during the work day and it’s a great scent that isn’t overpowering.

Alexandra A.
United States United States
Not Today Satan Makes the Day Better

I truly love this candle and the scent. It makes me feel so much better after a long day. Helps me relax while I read or cook dinner or bathe. I will definitely be getting more candles in the future!

Chrissy H.
United States United States
Awesome candle!!!

I loved this candle and all the other candles I purchased from this company. This one smelt so good and my friend, that I gifted it too, loved it! She cracked up because she says that all the time, NOT TODAY SATAN!!