Not Today, Satan
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Not Today, Satan

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Not Today, Satan. And not tomorrow either. 

Romantic and luxurious, Brown Sugar and Fig is a warm embrace for your senses. Top notes of ripe fig, caramelized sugar, and a touch of sea salt come through right away, while deep brown sugar makes up the heart of this fragrance. Dark musk and amber in the base reinforce the richness of this enticing scent.

  • 16 oz
  • Double wick
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • All natural soy wax
  • Lead-free cotton wicks
  • FREE US shipping when you spend $75!

Product Questions

Always let your candle melt all the way to the edge of the jar before extinguishing. Trim wicks only if you notice excessive buildup or folding/curling over. Do not burn candle for more than 4 hours at a time.

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We ship with USPS and UPS, depending on your location.

All items leave our shop within 3 business days and should be in your hands within 7 business days.

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Lisa M.
United States United States

Great girlfriend gifts

I gave much thought and selected one of your candles for my core group of 6 gal pals. They all loved them and appreciated that I gave them for no special reason, just to celebrate our friendship

Beckington L.
United States United States

This candle is just fine, but I also bought the listen Linda candle, and when I received it, it was all broke. I took a picture and send it to an email for your company but nobody has got back with me yet.

Danielle D.
United States United States

Get this candle!!

I got this as a present for teacher appreciation week and it’s one of the best candles I have gotten in a long time! Its scent is strong but pleasant. It smells warm but refreshing. It’s like hitting all the scent notes you need. It honestly smells like a thick buttery body butter. I got this candle like I said for teacher appreciation week so like around may 10th and it’s almost completely burned down because we light it all the time. I want to order other candles to see what they smell like but man this one is just wonderful!!!

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Greta S.
United States United States

You can’t steal my joy today!

When life knocks me down which it does a lot with some health issues, I take up my cross and light this candle. It reminds me that I surrendered my problems to Jesus and today the enemy can’t steal my JOY! The scent is so calming.

Courtney S.
United States United States

Love this!

This is my first time trying a Bossy Pants candle and I am not disappointed. I love this scent. It smells very familiar to something I've once smelled before. I love it. The throw is a medium. It's nice!!