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  • Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle - Mug Candle
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  • Christmas Calories Don't Count - Mug Candle
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  • Holiday Spirits
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NEW! CHRISTMAS 2022

  • The Griswold
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  • 'Twas the Nizzle before Christmizzle
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  • Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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  • Grinchin' Ain't Easy
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  • The Griswold Wax Melt
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  • NEW! Hello, Gourd-geous
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  • NEW! Resting Brunch Face
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  • Ghost Stories *WOOD WICK*
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  • The Great Indoors *WOOD WICK*
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  • Basic Behavior
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  • Take A Hike
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  • You're The Tits
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  • Best Friends
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  • The Griswold
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  • Death Before Decaf
    death before decaf soy candle coffee cappucino
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  • Emotional Support Candle
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  • Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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  • Ghost Stories *WOOD WICK*
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what are people saying?

Great-smelling, high quality candle!

I ordered this as a gift for my sister and she LOVES it! She says the smell is amazing and it's her favorite candle to burn. Super fun design too. Cute gift and worth the price!

You're the Tits

Kathryn

LOVE

Online candles - not able to smell them? Risky right? NOT HERE! Everything has been 10/10 no joke!

Secret Scents Club

Katie

Burns amazing!!

If you’re looking for a candle that lasts for a long time and smells amazing, then you need to order these candles! Definitely worth the money I spent on it & just ordered three more different scents! I can’t wait to get the others!

You're the Tits

Ashley

Crewnecks

  • I Like Big Plants Crewneck
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  • Big Wick Energy Bossy Pants Crewneck
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  • Powerful Woman Crewneck
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  • You're the Tits Wax Melt
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