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  • There's Some Ho's in This House
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  • Meet Me Under the Mistletoe
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    $32.00
  • Jingle My Bells
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    $32.00
  • The Griswold
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  • You're The Tits
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  • Year From Hell
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  • Not Today, Satan
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    $24.00
  • Powerful Woman
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    $24.00
  • Time to Wine Down
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  • Beach, Please
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  • The Griswold
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    $26.00
  • The Lumberjack
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  • The Hoptimist
    $26.00
    $26.00
  • The Gentleman
    $26.00
    $26.00
  • The Bachelor
    $26.00
    $26.00
  • The Adventurer
    $26.00
    $26.00

All Natural Soy Wax. No Gross Chemicals.

We are about your lungs and the environment. That's why we use all natural soy wax- made from American soybeans. It burns longer and cleaner than traditional paraffin wax, is sustainable, and supports American farmers.

Hand poured in small batches in Indianapolis, Indiana. All of our jars, labels, and materials are sourced from the USA.

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Raves & Reviews

These candles not only smell and burn AMAZING, but the fun slogans on them make for a great gift for others or yourself ;-)

Jaimee

I recommend these candles to everyone! They smell amazing and are so unique with their catchy sayings. My husband normally says “OMG seriously — another candle?!” But now when talking about the Hocus Pocus candle — he said it’s worth every penny!

Caitlyn

I LOVE these candles!!! I never thought I could find a candle better than B&BW and here it is!! Healthier and smells AMAZING!!

Toni