Not Today, Satan

Not Today, Satan

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Not Today, Satan. And not tomorrow either. 

Romantic and luxurious, Brown Sugar and Fig is a warm embrace for your senses. Top notes of ripe fig, caramelized sugar, and a touch of sea salt come through right away, while deep brown sugar makes up the heart of this fragrance. Dark musk and amber in the base reinforce the richness of this enticing scent.

  • 16 oz
  • Double wick
  • 50+ hour burn time
  • All natural soy wax
  • Lead-free cotton wicks
  • FREE US shipping when you spend $75!

Product Questions

Always let your candle melt all the way to the edge of the jar before extinguishing. Trim wicks only if you notice excessive buildup or folding/curling over. Do not burn candle for more than 4 hours at a time.

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We ship with USPS and UPS, depending on your location.

All items leave our shop within 3 business days and should be in your hands within 7 business days.

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Greta S.
United States

You can’t steal my joy today!

When life knocks me down which it does a lot with some health issues, I take up my cross and light this candle. It reminds me that I surrendered my problems to Jesus and today the enemy can’t steal my JOY! The scent is so calming.

Courtney S.
United States United States

Love this!

This is my first time trying a Bossy Pants candle and I am not disappointed. I love this scent. It smells very familiar to something I've once smelled before. I love it. The throw is a medium. It's nice!!

United States United States

Not my favorite scent BUT customer service was still great :)

So I loved the label of this one "not today satan" and I have purchased many of the scents and loved them all but This one was not my favorite.- it seemed overly sweet/strong like how some dessert or maple candles smell. Perhaps it smells different when burned- I did not try. With that being said, I did give 5 stars for the product because it was shipped fast and packaged so well. When I did reach out to customer service they responded quickly - I am not going to return the candle because I'm afraid I won't be able to wrap it as well to return it - so I will plan to gift it :)

Harley E.
United States United States


Shipped super quickly, smells so good. Perfect for a bath or any time.

Karen B.
United States United States

Not Today Satan candle

I have not burned it yet but I purchased it because I love the saying and it smells terrific! I will keep one and give the other one to a special friend. I would love to see more candles with Christian references or a scripture. I think they would be wonderful additions to your collection! Thank you for the beautiful candles!!