Holiday Gift Guide 2021
For Your Mom
she is brilliant, brave and beautiful
I call the shots around here
For Your Best Friend:
You're the Tits:
thanks for being you, don't ever change
I Love You, Bitch:
I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch
I hate everyone but you
For Your Dad/Brother/Husband
Maybe the man you're shopping for isn't a "candle guy"...but that's because he hasn't tried Bossy Pants, yet. Give us a chance and we think these candles will convert him.
You can't go wrong with this classic Christmas tree scented, crackling wood wick candle.
Son of a Nutcracker:
I don't know about you, but the men in my life all seem to have a thing for eggnog. This eggnog scented candle combines creamy spice and hot buttered rum for the perfect subtle holiday scent.
For Your Boss
Nothing like some holiday cheer and a good old fashioned bribe to get you on your boss's good side, am I right?
Death before Decaf:
I haven't had my coffee yet, don't make me kill you
Not Today, Satan: not today
We're not saying that your boss is Satan, but hey, if the shoe fits...
For Your Client/Coworker
Who's everyone's favorite co-worker? It's you, after you give everyone at the office Bossy Pants for Christmas.
Did Someone Say Margaritas?
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
Bleeding hearts of the world, unite!
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
And a happy new year!
Check out the rest of our Christmas collection for even more Christmas movie-inspired candles.
Let's face it, after a full semester of teaching, they're going to need more than a candle to relax. But we think these picks are a great place to start:
For Your Friend With An Attitude Problem
Try me at your own risk
For The Plant Mom
Crazy Plant Lady
For The Eternal Optimist
Wake Up, Kick Ass
Squeeze the Day
there's no better time than now
For the Introvert
Born to be Mild
Thanks for reading our 2021 Gift Guide! Check out our full permanent collection here, and don't forget to add a gift box for easy wrapping. Happy shopping!